Date Gone Wrong 6

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Aria stared down at the unconscious Lady Liberty. "Ugh... what a day."

"I'm sorry today turned out like this." David responded.

"Hey, hey, none of that. It wasn't your fault. One crazy thing lead to another crazy thing. Chaos theory and all that." Aria answered. "Besides, what are the odds it's going to happen a second time?"

David was about to say "You don't wanna know," but he decided to keep his mouth shut. Instead he said, "I guess you're right."

Suddenly there was a moaning sound coming from Lady Liberty. "Ohhh... wh-what happened? And why do I feel dirty and so good on the inside?" She blinked and saw David and Aria, and sat upright, startled. Then she blinked again. "Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance?"

"That's just it, Lady Liberty." Aria responded, kneeling down and smiling, extending her hand. "David here isn't what you think."

"But... who destroyed the stadium?"

"Well, it wasn't just David, and he was acting in self defense anyway. Granted, he does have a split personality problem, but nothing that can't be dealt with." Aria replied. In the back of David's mind, Concussion grumbled.

'Nothing that can't be dealt with?' We'll see about that.

"Shut up, you." David replied inside his head.

"Still... at least it was the football stadium that got destroyed, and not someplace important, like city hall." Lady Liberty responded, smiling.

"Or Aemon's Bakery. I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't eat bismarcks... I'd probably go crazy from withdraw symptoms." Aria commented.

"Yeah, I honestly don't see what is such the big deal about football. I mean, why do guys love that sport so much? All it is is charging forward, passing a ball, only to get smothered by the other team and probably a trip to the hospital."

"Tell me about it. Heck, I bet crime fighting is a safer occupation all together." Aria smiled. "Hey, David, do you like football?"

"A little bit, yeah."

Both Lady Liberty and Aria started laughing, as if he had said something funny. He blinked a few times, and started feeling left out of the conversation.

"Hey, Aria? How about we go out and have a couple of drinks?" Lady Liberty asked.

"They don't let me into bars, since my physical age is seventeen."

"Don't worry, I'll vouch for you."

The two of them walked away, leaving David alone. Concussion snorted in the back of David's head.

Ahh well, at least you still got me.

"I thought I told you to shut up."

Just as Aria reached the edge of the stadium, she stopped. Lady Liberty blinked. "Is something wrong?"

"I'll be right back." Aria turned around, dashed towards David, pulled his head down and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "There you go. See ya soon, sweetie." And with that, Aria ran back towards Lady Liberty.

David blinked, and Concussion scoffed. What was that? David's dark side responded.

"Last time I'm gonna say this to you, Con... shut up!"

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owns Aria Kahner.

owns Concussion/Serenity/David Blake.

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