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Humpday 17 by andrewr255 Humpday 17 by andrewr255
Artwork by: :iconmegaween:

Written by: :iconryat66:

The overall setting: :iconangel-fallsda:


Ultrawoman and Soviet Superwoman
are owned by and used with the
permission of:

:iconu1trawoman: and :iconsoviet-superwoman:

Story concept by: :iconandrewr255:

<The story takes place just prior to the Trial of Genocide>
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BOOK TWO: NO HOLDING BACK, SSW VS. UW

Angel Falls Time, 3:00 pm, Wednesday


Soviet Superwoman’s eyes didn’t blaze red for long before twin beams lanced from her pupils, flared the visor of her mask, and burst out at Ultrawoman. The villainess didn’t have time to let her eyes grow wide with surprise and she unleashed a volley of her own to deflect the beam. The interception was sloppy and the two beams bounced off each other at wild, harsh angles.

Ultrawoman hadn’t expected that. She figured the masks would be too fragile to resist the power of an eye beam blast. She had to find whoever it was that had made them. It would be a careful project to take somebody with talent like that and turn them to her needs and tastes and keep the skills and abilities intact.

She filed the thought away for future use and dove into the Soviet’s midsection. The Communist was sent hurtling into the distance and Ultrawoman smiled as she rapidly became a tiny speck. She knew it wouldn’t last, so she braced for another attack. She would probably wind up slamming into the moon from it, with Olga likely planning on arcing her away from the moon base.

It was silly, she thought to herself. That Bardak character had sought to stop the energy beam before it struck Earth. The Soviet Supercow was likely hurtling toward her. Nobody was going for the cannon. They never did.

Ultrawoman knew why. It was because, deep down, every one of these self-proclaimed “heroes” or “heroines” was, at heart, deep within their souls, just like her. They all felt they knew better than the rest of the pitiful humans they claimed to protect, and kept their options open. She wondered a moment where “Wal-cow-ria” and Superslut would try to hide a weapon like this when a beeping sound at her hip startled her.

She looked down to her hip and noticed the portal controller device she’d used to disable Walkiria. The discharge end of the machine was glowing with a strange, orange light. That wasn’t right. Every time she’d tested it, it had fired along the spectrums of green and blue.

Soviet Superwoman shrieked loudly into her breather as she dove into Ultrawoman, causing the white-and-black clad woman to wince in irritation. She still tried to shout in warning before the collision, but it was much too late.

The impact was painful, but her superhuman physiology allowed her to absorb the impact nonlethally. Their journey didn’t end the way she had expected, however. Instead of the impact with the lunar surface and the sensation of rock tumbling about her body, there was a bizarre electric tingling sensation and the rush of wind.

Ultrawoman missed the important element of the situation. If she didn’t have the gray-clad body of Olga doubling her over as they launched toward the moon’s surface, she would have seen that the cannon had been damaged by the deflection of her assailant’s laser beams. The beams had scored through important housing of the machinery, burning out systems and transmutational components. Radiation had leaked out and altered the portal controller, causing it to grow unstable.

When she opened her eyes, she saw the clear blue sky. An orange-rimmed hole hovered far away, and it grew exponentially smaller the further she was driven from it. By the time she and the Soviet had smashed into a skyscraper, hammered through a few floors and burst out the other side (several stories lower), the portal was gone.

She twisted the two of them around and flung Soviet Superwoman against another building. They glared at each other for a few seconds before taking in their surroundings. Ultrawoman looked to her left and saw a familiar sight.

“The Empire State Building?” she breathed as people on the streets looked up in shock.

“Zachyem?” the Russian asked in bewilderment as she looked about their surroundings and felt for the mask that should have been affixed to her head.

The breather masks had been destroyed in the impact. Had they been on the moon still, Soviet Superwoman would have been in dire straits, as she wouldn’t be able to breathe. The two took a moment to dust off the remaining fragments of the masks from their outfits and look themselves over. Ultrawoman was a little shocked to find her skin scuffed under the gashes of her uniform. She glared at the Soviet, who was similarly afflicted with superficial scars.

“Do you know how luck-!?” Ultra got out before she was rocked in the face by the supersonic heroine.

No more room for words. Olga wasn’t going to let Ultrawoman get a word in edgewise now. She was going to beat the woman within an inch of her life and drag her to the authorities. She wasn’t thinking about the difficulties of such a task. She just knew that she would finish this now.

The world wasn’t going to be threatened by Ultrawoman tomorrow.

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Ryan Lawrence walked into the twenty-third story coffee break room and poured himself a cup. The Donaldson Report was making his mind numb and he needed some caffeine stimulant to get his thought processes working again.

As he mixed creamer and sugar into the black fluid, he heard a thump. Looking up at the window, he was a little surprised to see a rounded pair of white spandex-clad muscular buttocks rubbing and squeaking against the glass.

He finished stirring and took a sip. He could see the super lady’s assailant taking a few rounds out of her. Ryan nodded happily when he saw it was a busty, dark-haired woman.

“Yes,” he said simply before raising the cup of coffee to the air as a toast, “Best. Coffeebreak. EVER!”

The beating stopped suddenly. Both super ladies turned to look at him through the plexiglass. Despite the punishment she’d been receiving, Ultrawoman was still able to narrow her eyes in consternation at the annoying young man.

“What?” he asked with a shrug, suddenly feeling surprisingly liberated, “It is!”

He resumed sipping his drink and Ultrawoman took the opportunity to return the favor to her assailant with a suckerpunch to the jaw.

“That was for earlier, bitch,” she shouted before vaulting herself off the window and crashing into the heroine, “And this… Is for fun!”

She was planning on slamming her into the Empire State Building. It would have been a Hell of a statement. However, the controller had other ideas in mind. It beeped again and Ultrawoman didn’t notice. When they were a half-mile away from the building, an orange portal opened up and they dove into it, heedless of where they would wind up.
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:iconrealms-and-void:
Realms-And-Void Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
...Going through these images trying to favourite them all - they're brilliant! - Hope I don't miss some, lol
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andrewr255 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
Thank you, here is the complete set for this story:

angel-fallsda.deviantart.com/g…
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:iconrealms-and-void:
Realms-And-Void Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks so much, Andrew, wonderful to see and read it all!!
Oh! And thought I might as well mention, I notice you comish
a lot. - If I'm any interest to you I'm always available :)

All the same, I always enjoy looking through your gallery,
there's some great stuff here. - Thanks again!
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:iconjaneharrison:
JaneHarrison Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
"I never did like blondes."
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
"Jealous!"
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:iconzzzcomics:
zzzcomics Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011   Digital Artist
Great story! And the coffee break was fantastic :D
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011
Thanks, I think that coffee break is everyone's favorite comic moment of the entire series.
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:iconzzzcomics:
zzzcomics Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011   Digital Artist
:nod: I look forward to your next epic story :)
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:iconmarshaladmiralq:
MarshalAdmiralQ Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011
love the pic, and the "Coffee Break" lol
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011
Hehe, the side of a battle you don't normally see.
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:iconmarshaladmiralq:
MarshalAdmiralQ Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011
yup
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:icongeek385:
Geek385 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

"what? it is!" xD
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Simple and yet it says it all.
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:icongeek385:
Geek385 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
absolutely xD
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:iconpaulposer:
PaulPoser Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Again! WOW! What a battle!
And amazing art too! :)
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
Thanks. I had to go all out with my favorite heroine and villain. Although I did go back to the artist on a couple of pics and said 'less blood please.'
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:iconpaulposer:
PaulPoser Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's one hell of a story so far! Also, I think blood and bruises looks good in this epic battle. ;)
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:icongong63:
Gong63 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010
"Best. Coffeebreak. EVER!". hehe, a great moment :)
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010
It certainly beat the show on the tiny black and white TV in the employee lounge, I think it only picks up the Sewing Network.
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:iconanyastorm:
AnyaStorm Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Great picture!
"go go go Soviet-Superwoman!"
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
You might want to keep that down, Ultra could overhear.
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:iconfirebrandi:
FireBrandi Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
oh damn.. this is going to turn into a Peter & The Chicken fight. Gonna be long and brutal. :popcorn:
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Yes, no more Tyson first round KOs!
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:iconferedrone:
Feredrone Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Gah, finally! Someone was able to make Ultrawoman zip it for once; though her thoughts are just as annoying as the rants so...hmm... >.>;

Anyway, great piece of work as usual. I'd make this my desktop if that slot wasn't already occupied XD
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
And it is rare for Ultra to be fighting an equal opponent and with no tech device to even the odds.

We'll see if we can come up with something to have you replace that desktop, hehe.
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:iconferedrone:
Feredrone Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
And by "even the odds" you mean "horribly rig the fight in her favor" =P

...Not that there's anything wrong with that of course ;)

Well you're welcome to try, but I do have funny tastes when it comes to that sort of thing. All the images so far have been near and dear to my heart...which means it must be pure! XD
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Actually I meant a normal human with a tech device to help allow them to take on Ultra.

Pure what? ;)
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:iconferedrone:
Feredrone Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Ooooh, gotcha. Well true, but considering quite a few of them are just as good if not better than any meta-human, I'm not sure if that's saying much =P

Just...pure. Like non-sexual or anything. I'd feel bad if I did that to anyone, ficional or otherwise, I actually know; much less -really- like. D:
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andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Don't mind me, I was just being smart and joking when I said pure what?

I enjoy my wallpapers as well, I use Webshots and have many images that automatically scroll every few hours.
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:iconkaijuduke:
KaijuDuke Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Wait...Ultra's supposed to be invulnerable no matter what, right? So how is she bleeding and bruised and cut up?
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Maybe that portal controller is producing strange alien radiation that's weakened them?

Invulnerability is a tricky thing. With enough force anything can be broken. Olga is bringing to bear extreme force (and vice versa) so damage is still possible I think?
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U1trawoman Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
"Sliders--------))) We're racking up the frequent flier miles in this battle. Ohhhh please let us go back to the moon on our next leap!
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
With no mask that would put SSW at a serious disadvantage, surely you would want to beat her fair and square?
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:iconu1trawoman:
U1trawoman Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
If I find myself fighting a 'fair fight', I am doing something wrong!
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:iconzespara:
Zespara Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Nice story and drawing! Random jumping fighting will be okay unless it goes back into outer space then Olga will be in serious trouble!

Is it just space or perhaps it is also time? If so, then that would be interesting. What of Bardak and Maia? What's going to happen next? Stay tuned, true believers! :D

Z
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
And what's Polygirl going to do? Is the damage to the canon serious? Damn Z, now you have me doing it too.
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:iconzespara:
Zespara Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
hehe

I forgot about Poly!! :love:

Z
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:iconknight3000:
Knight3000 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Woah This DEFINITELY reminds me of Dragonball Z when Goku battled Frieza!
The good thing is her cannons damaged,But ehr teleport device is on the fritz so they`ll be jumping all over the place!
Pretty cool! I d like to see how it plays out Olga will more than likely win it. All she has to do is let her "bleed" her energy that she stores in her boobs!
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
It works both ways, if Ultra can drain Olga's energy/stamina first then she'd be smiling.
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:iconknight3000:
Knight3000 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It`s the question of WHO would lose stamina FIRST, Then capitalizing on it! I would say it will be Olga that will prevail but U1tra has proved to be just as resiliant and cunning as well.
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:iconcooltime17:
cooltime17 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
heheh coffeebreak, hahahahah :dance::boogie::dance:
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
:coffeemachine::coffeecup::coffeecup::coffeecup: + :donut::donut::donut: = caffeine/sugar high :typerhappy:
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:iconcooltime17:
cooltime17 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
well lets hope he doesn't get to hyper at work... that can lead to certent... trobles...
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
Especially if he is typing up the company budget.

Cleaning supplies: $10,000,000
30 person payroll: $10
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:iconcooltime17:
cooltime17 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
heheh, yep
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:iconleviadragon99:
leviadragon99 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Ahh yes, this has now becoem a randomly portal-jumping battle... well that can't end well. Still, interesting that they've both taken some wounds... weakened by portal radiation maybe... and an chuckleworthy little coffeee break aside.
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andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
And you know Ultra is not going to want to depart with that device. I don't drink coffee but watching some super hot supers go at it would be nice, unless they pulverized the location I happened to be at.
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:iconleviadragon99:
leviadragon99 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Yeha, that'd be the downside...
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:iconandrewr255:
andrewr255 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
That's why it's better to watch such fights on the news and I'm sure Angel Falls must by now have a specialty show that airs such fights daily (hourly?)
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