Angel Falls The Cyber Daily News
July 21, 2017
JOE PUBLIC GOES VIRAL
by Hermon Straight
New everyman hero coined 'Joe Public' did what many thought couldn't be done to the sheer delight of citizens looking to the beautiful blue skies above Eden Island today as Joe intercepted Ultrawoman who had been on a tear ever since Dark Star was attacked. They hovered in the sky for a few moments talking, some saying the conversation gave the impression they knew each other, when all of a sudden to everyone's shock Joe transformed into a golden man! A massive wall of gold light emanated from him which sent Ultrawoman crashing down to and thru the street. Joe quickly pursued and neither appeared again. If Joe has this kind of power it is clearly just a matter of time until Angel Falls will finally be free of the shadow the meta villains have cast over our fair city.
I for one love this guy!
Local linguist Larry Lowers discovers missing 27 letter of the english alphabet. The letter, pronounced 'crup,' would have been between the letters m and n. Read more to find out the shocking reason why this letter was dropped from our language!
See full story here: Holy Crup!
Famous local eatery drops lasagna from menu. While some say it's simply because it tasted like bellybutton lint some conspiracy theorists say this is just the beginning and soon all pasta will follow. Clearly a prelude to war being declared on Italy.
See full story here: Is Pizza next?
VP Biden caught by British PM Cameron cheating on golf score. Enraged Cameron vows to halt all exports of Doctor Who to the US. Sadly this is the only British product that American care for anymore.
See full story here: Who cares?
(Ok, I am a cat lover but that last link put me in a gigglefest for quite a long moment.)
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