"Oooohhhhh!" * folded in half as the powerful fist PUNISHES the washboard abs.... Plump, pouty lips spread apart in stupid astonishment as spit flies. Can't even THINK straight... Never been hit so hard.... * "ughhhh... Pl-please... Oh god... H-hurts so.... So BAD!"
Indeed, the head of the heritage society, one Betsy "Iron Balls" Tishmonder, will be making a heated phone call to the person's responsible for this. After all, the site of the first Dunkin Donuts store can never be replaced.